i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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