The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my shit smells like andre
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
3pm strippers are depressing
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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