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Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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