I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she smelled like a LAN party
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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