One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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