Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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