Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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