This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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