Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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