Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I didn't notice because vodka
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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