Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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