ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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