Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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