I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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