Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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