I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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