Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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