I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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