it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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