Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
