Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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