If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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