yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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