so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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