quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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