She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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