In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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