This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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