Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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