Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
