So drunk its hurt
I'm drive I can fine osifer
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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