Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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