CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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