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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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