The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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