4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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