end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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