This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
