are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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