Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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