she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
