The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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