so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
