i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
please come you make the beer taste better
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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