If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You don't make any sense
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