Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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