But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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