doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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