the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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