Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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