Small penises have feelings too.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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