she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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