no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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